Is it just me or does it seem like we’ve got more & more crime and morons in the valley. First there’s the Raytheon engineer who quits his job, becomes a meth-head (my speculation), kills his wife less than 1/4 mile from my house, shoots her parents, and is finally caught days later. Next is the speeding mental patient with anger management issues (who coincidentally also looked like a meth-head) that I moderately cut off in Phoenix the other day (I say moderately cut off because he simply had to slow down somewhat when I switched into his lane). This cat then starts driving erratically, gets in front of me, stops his car (I stopped far enough back to blow out of there if need be), opens the door, gets out and starts walking towards my car shaking his fist! Are you kidding me? Time to bust a u-turn, I nearly clipped his knee when I did it, too many crazies in this town I tell you. I was thinking of purchasing a handgun and getting a concealed weapons permit, but maybe I’ll start with a taser, that way if for some reason I find myself becoming a moron I can just shock myself out of it.

PEOPLE, METH IS BAD! If you want to do drugs go smoke some weed or something! It won’t make you kill your wife or shoot nails into your head.

Kudos to the 7 yr old Glendale kid that “escaped” alcatraz by making the swim.