I’m not afraid to say I listened to Howard Stern, for a year maybe, when he was funny, can anyone remember Mr. Sulu’s “Hey Now” clip?. I really don’t give a shit what Stern does, but I was disappointed with the fact that Sirius (which I considered to be the smarter of the 2 satellite radio companies) dropped a massive wad of cash and stock options on that loser. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, along comes this schmuckbag Tom Leykis. I mean really, this guy’s so wrapped up in his warped little mind and existence that I am shocked anyone would let him spew his absolute junk on the radio. Even more shocking is the fact that he’s got fans. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some preacher on a pulpit or even religious for that matter, but I listened to his show as I drove home today (know thy enemy) and the topic for the 6 o’ clock hour was “Call in and tell me in what way I’m the dad you never had”. And why would anyone want to look up to this guy as “dad” even? Seriously, this guy objectifies women more than Stern does. It’s sickening. I like the concept of the Jack / Free radio format, but man are these stations so cash strapped that they’ll let a guy like that on the air? Yesterday he had a fellow schmuckbag on the air, some guy that runs a company providing a “false alibi” service to anyone that needs one, whether you need to cheat on your wife, impress someone by lying to them, live a lie or a dual life, etc. Absolute degeneracy is what’s taking place on that station. I won’t even mention what frequency because they don’t deserve a mention with the fecal matter they spew onto the airwaves. What the F is ‘merikan cullchur (as that moron bush would pronounce it) degrading to? I’ll tell you what, a big greenish brown fuming puddle of goo resembling diarrhea with a penchance for immediate gratification at any expense and a combined IQ of 65.

If I ever see this guy walking the streets I’d almost convince myself to lop his tiny head off Ninja style, if only I carried a Katana sword with me. In lieu of that I’d have to go with a Wolfy-Bezerker style termination.