Tom Leykis, Official Scumbag
I’m not afraid to say I listened to Howard Stern, for a year maybe, when he was funny, can anyone remember Mr. Sulu’s “Hey Now” clip?. I really don’t give a shit what Stern does, but I was disappointed with the fact that Sirius (which I considered to be the smarter of the 2 satellite radio companies) dropped a massive wad of cash and stock options on that loser. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, along comes this schmuckbag Tom Leykis. I mean really, this guy’s so wrapped up in his warped little mind and existence that I am shocked anyone would let him spew his absolute junk on the radio. Even more shocking is the fact that he’s got fans. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some preacher on a pulpit or even religious for that matter, but I listened to his show as I drove home today (know thy enemy) and the topic for the 6 o’ clock hour was “Call in and tell me in what way I’m the dad you never had”. And why would anyone want to look up to this guy as “dad” even? Seriously, this guy objectifies women more than Stern does. It’s sickening. I like the concept of the Jack / Free radio format, but man are these stations so cash strapped that they’ll let a guy like that on the air? Yesterday he had a fellow schmuckbag on the air, some guy that runs a company providing a “false alibi” service to anyone that needs one, whether you need to cheat on your wife, impress someone by lying to them, live a lie or a dual life, etc. Absolute degeneracy is what’s taking place on that station. I won’t even mention what frequency because they don’t deserve a mention with the fecal matter they spew onto the airwaves. What the F is ‘merikan cullchur (as that moron bush would pronounce it) degrading to? I’ll tell you what, a big greenish brown fuming puddle of goo resembling diarrhea with a penchance for immediate gratification at any expense and a combined IQ of 65.
If I ever see this guy walking the streets I’d almost convince myself to lop his tiny head off Ninja style, if only I carried a Katana sword with me. In lieu of that I’d have to go with a Wolfy-Bezerker style termination.
tom leykis is a perfect example of a guy that probably felt unattractive and unpopular and unliked and had low self esteem most of his life and so turned around, as many people do, to being a defensive, bullying, cocky, loudmouthed, hateful man. unfortunately, people that place self worth on looks and popularity early on and who don’t get validation in those areas, don’t always come to the realization that they should focus on their intelligence or wit or finding friends that value those qualities instead of shallow ones. he seems like he started his own psychological war with anyone who intimidates him so it’s easier for him to degrade and belittle the exact people he wants to be like, whether they are women or men.
he’s a braggart about material items, about women, about fame, about money, and on and on. it seems so juvenile to me. i guess he feels devalued by the groups he so desperately wanted to feel a part of so now he’s just an over the top caricature. it’s so apparent why he acts the way he does, so it’s just laughable to me. it’s too bad he’s got such a rotten way of looking at things because of whatever gi-freaking-gantic chips he carries on his shoulders because he seems fairly intelligent.
at least howard stern seems halfway sincere in his self deprecation and will rationalize his attitudes toward things. it makes him a little less cheesy. tom leykis won’t admit any insecurity and just comes off as a jealous little boy that grew up to promote himself as a hateful man. the easiest way to feel better about yourself is to try to make other people feel bad too.
a lot of people make good money out of exploiting their low self esteem and the warped attitudes and lifestyles they make a conscious decision to maintain. i mean, i just wrote 4 paragraphs. yuck.