To the man that made Paris Hilton his Xmas decorating theme:
You scored 8 points for originality, but we had to subtract 3 points for ostentatiousness, and then we added 6 points for incorporating her in the Nativity scene, but we took away 2 points for putting her pet monkey in the manger, and we gave you back 9 points for incorporating sexuality and ghostwritten literature in a holiday display and then we ultimately gave you a 7 overall rating.
Nice job, my friend in Rhode Island.
