Can we put an age limit on mall access?
Would it be inappropriate to go to the mall and ride one of those wide load mini-transportation vehicles like they have at the airport that goes between terminals with a whining yellow siren light and a horn to honk? Because I think that would be the only way to barrel through the 14 year olds that walk 10 abreast at the slowest pace possible, thereby making my shopping experience mildly bearable.

