I cannot believe how many times I have been asked this question here. The questioners seem nice and sincere. Their question genuine and without malice. But each time I hear it it stings.
So what kind of Asian are you?
Do White people ask each other what kind of White people they are? Or do they find out family names and infer from that, or can they tell by looking? What about Blacks?
So, what kind of Asian are you?
I never know how to answer that. Do I give the one word answer – mixed? Or the whole class-order-family-genus-species thing? Because I am a part of an Asian diaspora that does not resemble our cousins in the old country. If I gave the one word answer, they would not be closer to understanding who I am. And I hope that is the purpose of the question.
So, dude, what kind of Asian are you!?!
I am the sticky rice kind. Err, the sticky rice kind that Japanese or Koreans usually eat, not the kind that Thais eat. I am the kind that only goes to the temple on New Years Day (round midnight). I am told this is like E & C Catholics or Jews that do not eat pork but know this great recipe. I am the kind that worships Johnny To but have to see his movies with English sub-titles. I am the kind that can tell if you are speaking Hindi, or Ilocano, or Bahasa, or Japanese, or Korean, or Thai, or Russian, or French. And I am the kind that is so fricking grateful to have found Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket in Chandler.
So, uh, what kind of Asian is that?